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Beyonce Named Woman of the Year (In August?)
Billboard will honor Beyonce by bestowing her with the title of Woman of the Year. I just now got used to writing 2009 on my checks- this is a little premature, Billboard. Kelly Rowland has still got...
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Taylor Swift Talks!
19 year-old Taylor Swift finally addressed last night’s brou-ha with Kanye West to MTV reporters. While Swift didn’t actually respond directly to Kanye’s indirect apology (he tweeted last night a...
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YouTube is like an NPR Call-In Show for Idiots with Opinions About Kanye West
I measure the impact of controversial events on society by reading YouTube comments. I’m not interested in the opinion of the Ivy League-educated ivory tower-dwellers who bloviate on cable. They’re...
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Abercrombie and Fitch Launch Pre-Emptive Lawsuit Against Beyonce
Beyonce has an alter ego named Sasha Fierce. But her real name is Beyonce! You don’t need to invent a superstar alter-ego when you were obviously born and groomed (and named) to be a superstar. She...
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OK, Fine, These Kanye Memes Are Kind Of Funny
MTV has a piece asking if the current internet craze of superimposing Kanye West over something to interrupt it is the new LOLCATS. GTFO, MTV, there will never be another LOLCATS. (Have you ever seen...
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She Blowin’ Up Her Wallet, They Blowin’ Up Jews: Beyonce Performs for Family...
Get that blood-and-oil soaked paper, girl! Mediatakeout.com is reporting that Beyonce received two million dollars to perform at a private party for the family of Muammar al-Gaddafi. He’s the Libyan...
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Oh, Snapz0rz! Beyonce’s Got a Love-Child Sister!
Mediatakeout.com is reporting that Beyonce‘s pops, Matthew Knowles, sired a daughter with his mistress Alexsandra Wright. I can’t believe this. I can’t believe Matthew Knowles has a daughter he hasn’t...
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Report: Beyonce and Jay-Z Expecting First Child
The New York Post is reporting by way of Media Take Out that Beyonce is pregnant with her first child with husband Jay-Z. MediaTakeOut is claiming that they ; “learned from a ROCK SOLID source,” that...
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Beyonce Denies Pregnancy Rumors
Dispite a report yesterday that Beyonce was pregnant with her first child with husband Jay-Z, the singer is speaking out and calling the rumor false. Beyonce tells People.com that it’s simply “not...
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Beyonce Banned: She’s Too Sexy for TV
Seems like the war of celebs fragrances has been raging pretty hard lately, so Beyonce is turning up the heat to compete. She may have turned it up a little too high for British daytime audiences....
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